Lizard on a chair

A excellent replacement of the lyrics "living on a prayer" in the song Living On A Prayer

Woah we're half way there
Woah-oh lizard on a chair

by Fizzlelegs September 21, 2016

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021

chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Galaxy Chair

An extra large wheelchair used primarily at airports and hospitals in which fat people are pushed around.

We need a galaxy chair at gate C-19.

by Wrockwood November 5, 2010

dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.

i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.

by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020