A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.
by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017

A collective noun for a bunch of animals in one place. Derived from the surname Tzu, the term was inspired by the renowned inventor of fighting Sun Tzu, who was one of the first to make zoos occur unnaturally. This was done when he pooled his fight money together to buy two of every animal on Earth, before proceeding to herd them onto a boat and beat the crap out of every single one.
by Dinosnores24 March 23, 2022

by And.thats.on.periodt October 6, 2019

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

"and from that day forward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!"
by franklin the netherwatcher July 22, 2022

by silverseal September 19, 2011
