Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".

Roman got mad wood on the last turn.

by Thunderhawk6630 March 7, 2015

Dancing on Wood

Another word for grinding ; meaning when a girl dirty dances on a guy making him hard as wood

Woman 1: How was the club last night?

Woman 2: Great I was dancing on wood all night!

by Connor Fitzgerald October 21, 2014

Burning the wood

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.

She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.

by CRL_2 June 11, 2023

wood-beck

Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.

Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.

by wood-becker December 28, 2013

Nerd Wood

Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.

I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!

by roopedog September 26, 2011

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009