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Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado
by Death Menace July 18, 2022
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Tornado Syndrome

Tornado Syndrome is a disease that makes one overuse shitty dead memes and the words "no u" in a discord chat.
It is a strain of Slimtism, which is a worse form of Tornado Syndrome. once one is infected they begin to make fun of themselves, by changing their discord name to "The Jewish Belgian" and "de shat" which shows that they are indeed a victim of Tornado Syndrome.
Tornado Syndrome is real, don't go to builigium or you will get it
by Migger Slayer July 22, 2018
mugGet the Tornado Syndromemug.

anal tornado

when ever a girl "farts". because girls dont pass gas, so there must be a tornado in there ass when it sounds like they do.
WEATHER ALERT:hurricane taquito is heading towards shore, so run for cover. were in for an anal tornado
by charlie December 25, 2004
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Tornado Hurler

noun: Tornado Hurler are individuals who are experienced in the art of the tornado hurl. Master Tornado Hurlers can control speed, rotation, distance, intenstity and shape of their current tornado hurl.
Woah, did you see franky the tornado hurler last night, he is truly skilled.
by Alistair MacDonlad January 26, 2006
mugGet the Tornado Hurlermug.

AFK Tornado

AFK meaning away from keyboard and Tornado which is randomly put behind AFK. Has been a new fav among gamers alike who have heard this Phrase.
I'll be back guys i'm just gonna go AFK Tornado.
by Kaldiron October 28, 2007
mugGet the AFK Tornadomug.

Karen Tornado

When you tell a Karen to wear her mask in your store but she is refusing saying "i have rights" and "i have a medical condition." The she gets mad and gets all of her Karen Friends an they Storm your Store 'Area 51 Style' Screaming because they don't want to wear masks.
I had to call the police because there was a Karen Tornado at my store.
by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021
mugGet the Karen Tornadomug.

two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 August 2, 2015
mugGet the two-hand tornadomug.

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