One way ticket

A trip or a journey of no return

My boy, it's gonna be a one way ticket...are u ready?

by ThinkinTaylor February 26, 2020

Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

by KRock Radio December 15, 2008

Clicking Meal Ticket

What you are when you run out of ammo in a zombie survival game. The sound of the gun clicking brings all the zombies forth. It's their dinner bell. This is incredibly problematic when at higher levels in Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. All you can do is run in fear as your empty chamber clicks away.

Random 12 year-old: Shit man, Fuck. Im out of damn ammo.
Mature Adult: Hahaha. You are now a Clicking Meal Ticket!

by Soreru September 18, 2014

Two-way ticket

When you and your buddy exchange shits into eachother’s assholes.

Wanna come over later for a two-way ticket?

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will make you financial gain. The Career that will put food on your table.

Making Beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 28, 2017

Chinese Laundry Ticket

Unintelligible, completely messed-up writings or calculations on any piece of paper.

Teacher to pupil: Your homework looks like a Chinese Laundry Ticket!

by Buchter December 19, 2005

Chasing a Golden Ticket

Refers to a friend that has not gotten laid in sometime, so that when he/she does get an opportunity they will abandon you in your current state to chase after the chance to get get laid even if it isnt 100% certain

Why did Joe just leave?

Hes off chasing a golden ticket.

He's what?

His wife might put out tonight.

by Luddy Luddinson July 28, 2011