crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

by nicole November 28, 2003

crack stripper

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

crack den

1. a residence occupied by crack fiends, used for the purpose of smoking, distrubuting, and producing crack
2. editing bay used for film editing which has been lived in for 13+ hours, must contain empty sparks cans, at least one bloody mattress, cracked out film students

Lee got stabbed in the face when he tried to steal a crack rock from Terry Schiavo in the crack den.

by Richard Kim May 15, 2005

crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.

Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.

by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009

cracking a sad

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.

This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")

by sunshineme June 19, 2009

Crack Apple

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009

candy crack

When a person is addicted to candy crush it is their candy crack.

John got fired from work because he was on candy crack most of his shift.

Jane began playing candy crack as soon as she got home, she played until she candy crashed.
No mom, I don't want to eat dinner i just want to beat the next level of candy crack.

by ha haaa December 8, 2014