Batter

A girl/boy that cakes their face in make up so much that they look like an accrual clown.

The word is very versatile in a sentence, e.g “her face is bare batter”, “she’s such a batter”, “he’s battered”

by Stinkerbellfairy August 2, 2020

Baby batter

Baby batter is a vulgar slang word for the liquid that comes out of the penis during ejaculation.

Ah~~ your baby batter is inside of me

by ButterBatter August 30, 2020

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

battered unit

A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.

Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.

Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.

by Macadaddysheib February 12, 2017