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Rusty Sled

When a woman on her period slides her leaking vagina across you leaving a rusty trail as the runners of a sled in the first snow of the year.
Lee, dude, you look like you got run over by a Rusty Sled.

Yeah, I didn't know she was on the rag until she skidded across my chest.
by PerVertical Quay Lude January 30, 2014
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Rusty Bounty

A sexual manouvre whereby the male anally stimulates a female mate with a bounty chocolate bar. Eating the bar after is optional.
Did you hear about Katy? She got dealt a Rusty Bounty by Javier
by Dagenham Dave February 11, 2008
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Uncle Rusty

When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.

This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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peppermint rusty

A peppermint rusty is when you lick another person's butthole while sucking on a mint to create a cooling sensation.
Did you eat all the altoids?? You better give me a peppermint rusty to make up for it!
by PlayerHater007 October 27, 2013
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rusty trombone

1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.

2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.
Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.
by Burnt Biscuit July 24, 2008
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rusty tuna

An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of orange juice. The drinker must finish the drink before the ice cube has melted.

Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.
I'll have a Rusty Tuna please.
by Bleach Johnson February 17, 2007
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Rusty Palmer

when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer
My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.
by Chuck Diesel April 8, 2007
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