shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

Ravioli Hand Pouch

A sexual act consisting of a hand job while a saturated maxi pad is wrapped around the penis. Usually done between lovers with deeply seated issues, as an attempt to bring spice and intimacy back into a stale relationship.

My old lady gave me the old ravioli hand pouch the other day, gotta say, a lot stickier than I thought it would be

by Cwkrchotrod November 06, 2021

Running pouches

A term originated when rednecks are trying to dip in school, it’s became a thing when someone is dipping and they use snus instead of tobacco by itself so they don’t have to spit and get caught by teachers. It’s used when someone is being a pussy

Timothy won’t even ask Nancy out, I bet he is running pouches

by Untieds April 19, 2018

pickle in a pouch

A pickle sized dick wrapped up in a slick lubey condom

Oh baby give me your moist firm pickle in a pouch

by hamslice6969 September 09, 2019

Pouche

When you are so deep under the influence that Pouche is the only thing you could manage to call somebody

"Yeah, that's really funny ya pouche!"

"Dude, who are you talking to?"

by YungKrysto May 08, 2016

dust pouch

A post vasectomy scrotum that does don't contain sperm

Don't worry about getting pregnant, I have a dust pouch

by Bdog69 December 09, 2015

poonie pouch

the collection of fat on the mons pubis.

It wasn't so much fupa...it was more like a poonie pouch.

by irishinch March 26, 2011