by Yammerton February 06, 2010
by Brent Senio August 17, 2008
A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
OR
"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma October 26, 2007
by Mykeyboy May 20, 2008
by basicv2 December 06, 2017
A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear
Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
Person 2: awwwww poor bear
Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
by Trevor,G May 26, 2008
A person with a large sum of student loan debt, yet still has money for brunch, festivals, and Apple products.
by Poor Millennial December 28, 2019