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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
by anonymous July 15, 2024
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Moses-complex

Person who insists on/ takes pride in taking the hard way to get to a solution, while a simple alternative already exists.
Dude, why did you dig that hole with your hands? Shovels have existed for quite some time now. Do you have a Moses-complex or something?
by McLeentel May 1, 2025
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Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey
I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Moses

Moses is a good brother and good friend you can always call or go to him for help he will always be by your side threw thick and thin
Moses is the greatest brother in the world and you are even lucky to have him as a friend and most people will say he is attractive or looks like a model but he is just a regular 22 year old brother
by Alice._.no November 21, 2021
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Moses striking the rock

Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses

✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
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moses

a ginger motherfucker who doesn't know what consent is or what empathy is or how to be a descent human being but claims he's a good christan. he also doesn't know how to make out and/or give hickeys. watch out for moses and/all gingers they all suck and are a leprechaun and like lucky charms.
oh look there's moses coming for your pot of gold while you are asleep, but make sure he doesn't get bored
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