Garrett

The name given to a person who comes from a long line of disgusting irish farmers who live in shit and piss in a shitty irish town. Also used to describe the local pedophile.

"My son was molestered by the dirty Garrett down the road"

by Big Daddy 6666666 February 21, 2023

Garrett

Knows every word to every Marshall mathers song ever! Always sleepy! Goes by the name “slim toofpick”.
Enjoys long walks in the park, pool, and getting gang banged by African American males

“Wow look at that dude I bet he likes black dick, what a Garrett”

by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019

Garrett

The most gayest person you’ll ever meet. Preferably towards Davids.

Garrett: Hey daddy how are ya?
David: Ooh baby

by Tryhardfortnitebroman December 10, 2022

ok garrett

When a Garrett speaks or just his presence itself kills the whole vibe

"You don't get the joke because you're german"
Ok garrett

by Plumber45 April 8, 2020

Garrett Oakes

A hot white guy that’s around 5’5 who is very athletic but can pull any girl he looks some how

Garrett Oakes is hot

by anonymous January 26, 2021

Garrett

Too many r's and too many t's

Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.

I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.

by Garet not garrett October 8, 2021