Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.
"The CheesePuff? He's a commander gamer all the way!"
by itsthecrazyfangirlway September 17, 2015
Commander Pinktaurious is the highest authority of the Nebulan Dominium. He is also known as "gorncommander" He has a popular channel on Youtube.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
Pinktaurious is the interstellar Fleet Commander and Supreme Overlord from the Nebulan System speaks to the inferior people of the planet Earth and warns them of their imminent doom!
There is only one Commander Pinktaurious, although there are others to replace it should the leader succumb to destruction. Typically, their potential replacements are called NL-5-series Nebulans, and are typically the politicians or viceroys of the Nebulan Dominium.
• Commander Pinktaurious has three brains, all capable of independent or collective, unified thought. In addition, the sitting Commander Pinktaurious can seek telepathic advice from the preserved brains of its predecessors, maintained in the "thought archives." All previous, Leaders who were killed in action and whose bodies could not be recovered were not represented in these archives.
• Commander Pinktaurious is also programmed, each one an improvement on the previous generation.
The Nebulans believe that Pinktaurious fashioned all mankind and humanity,
To reiterate: Commander Pinktaurious is the ruler of the Nebulans . Commander Pinktaurious’s body is built to resemble the alien race that was originally the Nebulan, but is not organic in any way. Commander Pinktaurious is stated to have three brains, each one capable of individual or unified thought, making him an incredibly adept strategists and leader.
If Commander Pinktaurious dies, a new one is chosen from suitable NL-5-Series Nebulan.
commandergornCommander Pinktaurious
by gorncommander May 21, 2009
A person who lacks vision, underestimates opponent and over estimates his/her capabilities.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.
Vlad: That dude just weighs 180 pounds, I can easily take him down, I was once a fighter.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.
by johnny__johnny March 03, 2022
Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.
Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.
by McElite October 13, 2024
a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.
I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."
by Medicine Owl March 26, 2023
by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019
All the deans and the professors in EOH and Knockando. Tall, smart, handsome and good organizers. Buff commanders are usually born on 2002.
by Oxford Dictionary SA May 08, 2021