To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.
Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!
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The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.
Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
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Definition: The act of secretly playing with your genitals while others perform sexy and illusive dance moves. Tecting is not to be confused with masturbation.
Usage: also tecting, (n. used to describe)
Example: Don't be friends with that man, he's a Tector.
tecting Audio Help (těk-ting) Pronunciation Key
v.
1. the undercover stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals done for sexual self-gratification. usually accomplished by using large pockets or simply sliding your hand into your pants.
2. concealed stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another persons genitals. (Tecting can also be a group activity.)
3. also known as Stealthy masturbation.
tr.v. tect·ed, tect·ing, tect·or
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Definition: The act of secretly playing with your genitals while others perform sexy and illusive dance moves. Tecting is not to be confused with masturbation.
Usage: also tecting, (n. used to describe)
Example: Don't be friends with that man, he's a Tector.
tecting Audio Help (těk-ting) Pronunciation Key
v.
1. the undercover stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals done for sexual self-gratification. usually accomplished by using large pockets or simply sliding your hand into your pants.
2. concealed stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another persons genitals. (Tecting can also be a group activity.)
3. also known as Stealthy masturbation.
tr.v. tect·ed, tect·ing, tect·or
(Download Now or Buy the Book)
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
by ismy0031 August 7, 2008
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Matt " What is that area between the asshole and the fuckster? chaz, chozster, no thats not it, but I'm definitely tasting the word here"
Jamie " It's Chode ya spaz!"
Jamie " It's Chode ya spaz!"
by Anarchist Platypus July 6, 2010
Get the tasting the word mug.To "testify" in regards to, or commend, the works of Nikola Tesla or referring to the denouncement of Thomas Edison's involvement in defaming Nikola Tesla.
Scientist 1 - "Edison sure was a bitch for doing what he did to Tesla."
Scientist 2 - "Teslify, Bro, Teslify!"
Scientist 2 - "Teslify, Bro, Teslify!"
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