Tentacle Poo

When you have been so constipated that you feel like you are giving birth to a third arm or a giant tentacle and your body is being ripped in half.

You dude I did a massive tentacle poo last night it was like being split asunder

by Eduardo Rapide April 25, 2021

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

Teslacle

A person who owns or drives a Tesla.

This Teslacle just cut me off.

This Teslacle thinks he owns the road.

by @thereal_billw September 21, 2021

Tentacle illusion

When you have a wet dream of Squidward tickling your raunchy taint after a 5 round gangbang on sandys cheeks

AYO squidfoo hit hard with that tentacle illusion last night he had me giggling while I was in sandy

by Little Durfwagon January 27, 2022

testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.

"testicle hoe bro time ok!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Testacular

When a player in a football game makes a block with his crown jewels

"That is a testacular block from Jenkinson there"

by sedgea March 3, 2022