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test fit

When a male is inserting his semi flaccid penis in a vagina and is unable to continue the sexual act, thus resulting in a test fit.
"I've had twelve sexual partners, sixteen if you count the test fits"
by ewic310 March 11, 2014
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straight face test

The straight face test is a human bullshit detector. If a lie is so bogus, that it can not be uttered with a straight face, it does not pass the straight face test.
Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?

Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
by P-Biddy July 11, 2018
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Current Events Test

Our lord and savior in AP World. Without these tests, most kids in AP World would fail the class. However, some idiots will still manage to fail this class. If only they had a sliver of a brain.
MC Grade: 49%
Essay Grade: 53%
Quiz Grade: 63%
HW Grade: 43%
Notebook Check: 40%
Midterm: 50%
Map Project: 20%
Final: 87%
Current Events Test: 120%

Final Grade: 97%
by SleazyBoy December 3, 2018
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Test

Testing, testing! You just... examine what a thing could do.
I think that test worked out.
by The Big Mine August 7, 2019
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sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.
Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....
by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019
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Chinese Covid Test

Sticking someone or something in a butt.
“Phil took this girl home from the bar and while they were hooking up she gave him a Chinese Covid Test
by Tronicon January 27, 2021
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oral fructose tolerance test

the act of fellatio. Fructose is a major component of semen.
"What were the results of your girlfriend's oral fructose tolerance test?"
"Inconclusive. We're going to have to do at least one a day to get better results."
by tehfish February 21, 2010
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