Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

Big Timber

When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.

Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…

by Doey Dickle July 6, 2021

Jimber Me Timbers

A phrase similar to " holy cow" or "omg". just with a catchy, gay little jingle to it.

"Jimber me Timbers! your dong is big!"

by Scotty Treez May 8, 2010

Giggle me timbers

A phrase commonly used by gangsters to describe their inner laughter and happiness. Only used by true gamers as well.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Giggle me Timbers"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Size 16 timberlands

When someone has loud ass footsteps and can be hear from a distance.

Man 1: Aye, how did you not hear him? Dude had size 16 timberlands.
Man 2: My Bro we’ll get him next round.

by JetzKaos February 10, 2022

Timberlakined

To place a picture of Justin Timberlake in a place that is unwanted.

Tom : I'll be right with you I just have to log on to my computer.....Ahh my background is a big gay pic of Justin Timberlake!!!!

John : Dude you just got Timberlakined!

by M Mac October 25, 2011

Timberwolf (Verb)

1. To Timberwolf – when a an alpha male makes sweet love to a bitch while her chest is pursed against the bark of a tree or any object “timber-like.” Growls and hoofs are made from either alpha male and/or bitch.

Ex. She hugged the oak tree while I timberwolfed her backside by slipping my furry animal into her foxhole.

by jtruongie February 10, 2005