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Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.
"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"
by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011
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Tater tard

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 2, 2009
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Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"
"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."
by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011
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Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
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tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010
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Tard Drive

A refrence to someones memory.
Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.
by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008
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g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.
That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006
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