Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.

by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020

Tagging Spree

A Tagging Spree is when someone writes a note/uploads a picture or video etc. on a social networking site like facebook and ends up tagging a lot of people. This can be done for two reasons:
1. You just end up tagging a lot of people
2. You tag a lot of people because you don't want people to feel left out. It's kinda weird.

Person 1: Why do I have so many notifications of facebook?
Person 2: Oh, well you know Bob, he went on a Tagging Spree on all of his pictures and notes of facebook. He said he didn't want any one to feel left out.
Person 1: Thoughtful... but weird.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Pseudonym #23 March 21, 2009

Invisi-tag

The act of purposely leaving off your id details, or tag, on a piece of work that identifies it as one of yours. Usually used when a client specifically asks for something that you have strongly advised against, but they insist.

1: Didn't you make this?
2: Yeah.
1: How come your company name isn't on it?
2: I don’t want to be associated with that train wreck so I invisi-taged it. Let us never speak of this again.
1:Agreed.

by lucyloo1979 March 24, 2013

Obscure Tag

Tagging someone on Facebook when the person tagged is in the far background and not the foreground. This person was never intended to be in the picture.

"I can't believe someone obscure tagged half of my hand in this picture."

by foxfox August 9, 2009

Tag gag

The act of frantically cleaning up your social network profile page image tags when a new member joins your network to avoid displaying incriminating / damaging / embarrassing information from the past. Especially the drunk / smashed photos, photos with 'objectionable' people, etc

My mom is on facebook and wants to be friends - I gotta tag gag!

by Mycotoxin June 10, 2009

Twin tagging

When twins attempt or manage to fuck the same person. At the same time.

Hey you know that girl ? Are you guys going to be twin tagging her tonight?

by That word guy March 8, 2021

Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.

Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.

by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020