Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

tea table

a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.

I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE

by ejworm April 12, 2019

dent in the table

when a person has breasts caving into the body.

kyle: man, that chick is so flat!
chris: yeah man, she's got a dent in the table

by mcmugger June 30, 2011

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017