Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.
"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022
pass me that maple syrup
i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother
i am in need of that maple syrup because i found out im adopted
-Theo's brother
by your moms boyfriends sidechick March 04, 2022
by Hardware Official March 02, 2020
by not maple syrup January 04, 2022
by Zaphod_Beeblebrox_ January 20, 2021
Syrup hands/booty fingers. This happens when you wipe your ass and get doo doo on your fingertips. The smell of syrup is actually doo doo from the last time you Shitted. I’m not a scientist but I’m tell you, what was told by my professor and studies
by Professor . Jackson February 28, 2019