Two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017
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two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017
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sundae & Klondike

they are a deadbeat youtubers dogs. They both suck and don't even compare to Kermit, Peach, and Mr.Marbles (those are Jenna Marbles dogs)
Person A: Fuck you sundae & Klondike get fucked
by git fucked jenna marbles June 28, 2018
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Jelly sundae

A jelly sundae is when you and your friends book a night at a motel in Manhattan with a bath tub and proceed to fill the bathtub with smucker’s sugar free blueberry jelly in the bathtub to the brim and then have a 5 7/12 hour long orgy session in the bathtub no matter the gender , religion or race . This can be used as a group punishment.
“Hey jarred you down to have a jelly sundae with the boys later ? I will provide the jelly”
Or
Red team loses to blue team by 3 point , they are given the forfeit of a jelly sundae
by Cocksuckerpaul330 January 02, 2022
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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 12, 2016
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When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."
by Celenrei June 17, 2024
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Choccy Sundae

When a guy cums in a girl’s asshole and she shits it out later
“dude... I just saw a choccy sundae in the toilet after Becky forgot to flush
Some dumbass: “ooh where”
by iquify March 09, 2021
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