Spring Hill Stump Grinder

Three men is a triangle position. Each rubbing penis "stump" in each others face.

Seth invited Tom and Del to a Spring Hill Stump Grinder party. The all looked like glazed donunts in the morning.

by Ollie&Sammy November 11, 2021

mushroom headed piss stump

Another term for a penis

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

by Ben daiho May 25, 2008

stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.

Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.

by old geezer May 6, 2011

chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.

Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.

by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010

whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.

I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.

by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline

Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”

by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018