Stoohs

The exact opposite of the word shoots

"Man i crashed your car"
"Stoohs"

by Westsidehaole October 23, 2009

Stooksberry

Stooksberry; by definition is a stalker, who creeps you by random e-mails, regardless of having a family. Also someone who has a transient job, who believes he has the ability to hook up with girls half his age.

Man I can't shake this damn stooksberry

by RBRob May 2, 2011

Spoolsy

Spoolsy is a Runescape legend. He makes kids call him daddy and specs ho's to the ground using his dds.

"Damn, I sat that kid down just like Spoolsy"

by Spoolsy May 17, 2013

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

Stoops

when somebody says and or does something really stupid or unreasonable

Sheila said that France was a State.

Cory said shes (stoops)

by onyx_x5 December 19, 2013

Stoolblossom

The delicate brown flower print that is transferred from your sphincter to the back of your underwear when you haven't wiped properly. Also an idiot so utterly useless that they are unable to wipe their ass.

He is such an embarrassing twat and an utter stoolblossom, I'll be bound.

by WarwickHunt September 20, 2016

Stoolagtite

The lingering fecal matter on your anus after a greasy poo.

I had way too many tacos and beer last night...this morning I had some serious stoolagtite's. I even got some on my thumb when I was wiping.

by T. Stunt March 24, 2017