stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 November 30, 2010

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 28, 2019

stoner cart

its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"

hey lets go get us a stoner cart!

by emmakitty May 29, 2009

Stoner shield

Using two hands to shield the wind while your homie rips the bong

Dude, it’s so windy hit me up with that stoner shield!

by itbeet June 16, 2020

Stoner Friendly

Anything that caters to the wants or needs of of a Stoner.

It could also be used in reference to the website of stonerfriendlyproductions.com

"Oh man, I heard that Laser Floyd is playing at the Planetarium this weekend. We should get high and go, it will definitely be Stoner Friendly"

or

"Hey man, go on Stoner Friendly and see if there's something going on this weekend we can get high for."

by AQS February 09, 2009

stoner hug

1. A group of people huddled together in an airtight formation to avoid wind or cold when attempting to light a joint, pipe or bong. Noun

2. The act of creating a stoner hug. Verb

1. Shit, even with the stoner hug we can't light it.

2. Man, it was so windy, Johnny had to stoner hug me.

by the finisher May 30, 2008

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 01, 2005