Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

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Stabbing

When you take any sharp object especially the sword of 2021 a medical stilletto knife known as a syringe needle and inject foreign chemical engineering agencts into unconsenting victims.

I don't want another stabbing death in my city or my caused by inappropriate gluttony and perversion of medicine

by Cody5050 December 30, 2021

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Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.

Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!

by Endangered Panda June 11, 2019

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stabbed people

When you stab someone.

Stabbed people go to jail.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

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stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 20, 2015

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