square one

When you try to make a bad situation better, and end up with the original problem.
(The term comes from a board game, where you progress until something sends you back to square one.)

I wanted to make a lot of money, so I saved up a lot, bought a business, and gambled all my money away. Now I'm back to square one.

by Thadanator July 23, 2008

Square Up

Fight. Not square root. Do not mistake this when your math teacher asks you to square root.

Boi you gonna square up?

by Da K den April 11, 2015

Squiral

A stupid math term used by Weston High School that sounds exactly like Squirrel and shouldn't be a word

And then manny was like "What the hell is a squiral

by asdfhakjsdfkasdfklj March 5, 2015

squirt waffle

defecating explosively while wearing fishnet tights

Oh man, I had diarrhea so bad at family breakfast that I squirt waffled in front of Grandma.

by herpdenerp May 29, 2017

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Squirtistics

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

Cirque du Squirrel-eil

Squirrels chasing each other up and down trees, jumping from branch to branch; An entertaining show of squirrel acrobatics.

Two gray squirrels displayed some gravity-defying leaps and bounds up and down the backyard tree, like furry little acrobats of Cirque Du Squirrel-eil.

by deerex February 20, 2011