God Squad

Group of young Christians (usually born-agains) who act as a single entity in all things. If one wants to join a soccer team, for example, they all must. If one wants to go to the mall and hang out, they all must.

Members of the God Squad are, as all rampant Christians tend to be, pious and condescending, and will "quote scripture" at you, at the drop of a hat (or f-bomb). Being young, and "God's children" they are very sweet and nice, as long as you are white, straight, and believe in God. Otherwise you're burnin' in hell.

At social event:
Chap one: "Bloody hell! She's cute! I'm going in!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. Your worthy attempts at love will be fruitless, for she is in the God Squad!"

At soccer field:
Chap one: "I'm open! Pass the ball! Pass!! SHIT!!!"
God Squad member: "You're a poopy mouth. I shun you!"

At bar after the game:
Chap one: "Where's _____? Why doesn't she hang out with us?"
Chap two: "She's over in the non smoking section with the rest of the God Squad. They don't want to sit with us because we swear, smoke, and drink, and find everything we do offensive."
Chap one: "Ah. Fuck that, then."

by Gaz Edmunds September 11, 2006

skank squad

Multiple females with morals that are very close to a males morals (see slut), said females join together in a group whos sexual values are so low that a member of the group would pray on a member of the male section of the human species after the male just (as in four days ago) broke up with his girlfriend to whom he had been going out for one year two months fourteen days and three point five seven hours. To say the least, they are worth less then the scum off the ass of society, yet almost every guy would trade a left nut to have sex with a member of the skank squad.

The requested example was Sarah H is a member of the skank squad, example requested by shelby

by Tux on the request of Shelby Mainville June 27, 2008

disco squad

The dancers at the Blueberry Hill disco, as seen in the movie "Avenging Disco Godfather"

"To be a member of the Disco Squad, at the Godfather's, you have to get funky and get down."

by Tucker Williams September 7, 2006

dip squad

(verb) when you gather your group of friends and leave

1. Leo: Kiana has her tazer out man she tried to zap me!
Jaden: finna dip squad the fuck out

2. "guys the cops are outside let's dip squad out the back door!"

by paul the alien December 1, 2015

shitass squad

an instagram meme page cult infamous for sharing edgy memes, regularly holding satanic rituals, and raiding political hashtags.

person a: aaah! help me i'm being held at gunpoint by a meme page!
person b: hmmm... they are probably a part of the Shitass Squad.

by asukablmacab September 4, 2020

Swag Money Squad

An elite group of people who worship the god Swag Money. Member get selected into the Squad by having extreme amounts of Swag. Members have to agree to using the term 'Swag Money' on a daily basis and say they accept the Swag Money God. It is not a cult, just a Squad that has alot of Swag. Once a member of the Squad, you are a member for life, unless you displease the Swag Money God. If you displease the Swag Money God, you will be shunned by the Squad.

Annie: Do you wish to join the Swag Money Squad?

Zion: Well who is in it?

Annie: Sheena, Danielle, Adrian, Zach, Daniel, Ethan, Nathan, Kaili, Carrington and Jaden.

Zion: Sounds Swag Money.

by pizzagoddes.s November 26, 2014

Vivid Bad Squad

Vivid Bad Squad/VBS is a group from Project Sekai,full of gay hoes
there are 4 members in the group:
Azusawa Kohane,
Shiraishi An,
Shinonome Akito&
Aoyagi Toya.
Their debut song is Ready Steady
Besides of those 4,there are also 3 people from Virtual Singer (also from Project Sekai):
Hatsune Miku,
MEIKO&
Kagamine Len.

A:hey do you know VBS (Vivid Bad Squad)?
B:OMG YES THEIR SONG ARE SUCH A FKING BOP DUDE

by Wonderhoi is better than you March 19, 2023