square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.

I like Lee, but she's a total square.

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

Chonga Square Mall

Coral Square Mall in Coral Springs, Flordia. Originally a nice, typical South Florida mall, before it became overrun by chongas migrating north from Miami and southwest Broward.

I hate Chonga Square Mall. I wish those damn chongas would go back to Hialeah or Pembroke Pines.

by flori_duh July 25, 2010

Square Me Up

A challenge; issued by a geezer to look him/her straight in the eyes. A way of showing how 'ard you are to others.

Square me the FUCK up brov.

by Zero_Vector March 30, 2004

Square Rooster

It is when a dumb Serbian named Igor looks at a t-shirt that has a picture of a rooster on a block. This of course means Cock block and Igor thinks it is a square rooster.

Hey nice shirt!
yeah man nice shirt!
Vat is dis Square Rooster?

Dude Hugo stop Square Roostering me!

by Peter Pumpkineater August 16, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickolodeon about a chipper sea sponge who lives in bikinni bottom. he has friends who help him cause havoc and chaos.

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star are best friends!

by Stephaniexoxo16 March 22, 2009

square head

Contrary to other beliefs, Square Head is not a reference to the WWII helmets that the Germans used. It is used in reference to the common shape in which many Germans heads are shaped. Dominating brow bones and a square jaw are what create this square look.

That square head ripped me off.

by Brandeis September 17, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

One of the greatest shows on Nickelodeon. Spongebob is NOT a homosexual. It was clearly stated by his creator that he's not. So if you say he is, then either you're gay or in the closet. Fag.

Spongebob Squarepants is NOT gay.

by Sanji's girlfriend July 31, 2006