spunk

See semen, cum, man chowder

I left her so fulla spunk...

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

spilk

A slang term for man-milk, otherwise known as sperm or semen, or any other milky discharge from a male's penis.

Dude... that better not be spilk in my coffee!

by j777 March 12, 2009

spunkalicious pubaloid

a very gorgeous and beautiful person with lovely pubes

me and lauren are spunkalicious pubaloids.

by smoi nd loz March 7, 2005

Spunk-Weld

The result of fully dried seamen adhering two physical entities together.

Example 1

"Honey, I'm Spunk-Welded to the bed."

"I'll be in the garadge."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

Example 2

"The wings on this Boewing 747 will never hold at that altitude."

"Don't worry, I spunk-welded it myself."

"Genius. You just made Captain in my book."

(Squirt)

"Ask me why I did it."

by Eric Hollerbach April 21, 2007

Spunk

Dried cum

"Oh shit! I still have spunk on my bed from last night!"

by Kevin Mac is tha Man October 3, 2017

spunk

spunk is thick cum

I sucked my cadet roomie's dick and swallowed his spunk!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

spunk bubble in shit dust

a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)

"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust

Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust

by geoff peas November 9, 2007