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sorted

When ones 'class A' recreational drugs have arrived.
Cheers for the whizz, nice one, SORTED.

Are you SORTED for E's?
by rubbish gays September 3, 2003
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spread like measels

a subject or topic that remained remotely underground, than became quite popular; for example, my definitions
My definitions seem to spread like measels.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone
My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.
by Slackey January 11, 2009
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midnight spread

1. Waking up with your partner in the middle of the night, engaging in the physical act of love, and falling asleep again.

2. A delicious sandwich at resto Santropol in Montreal.
"Jeepers, me and Stacy had a fantastic midnight spread last night."
"That's swell, but it can't beat the midnight spread Jacynthe and I had this morning."
by newton64 August 19, 2008
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The Spreading Eagle

When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.
Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky
by Briget Smiles December 3, 2010
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The Spread Eagle Has Landed

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
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Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
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