Sports Sponge

A variety of couch potato. Namely, a guy who spends all of his free time sitting/lying around and soaking up sports information (stats, possible trades, etc.), often, though certainly not always, while drinking beers. Often such characters have a hostile, macho attitude, making them less agreeable than the average couch potato. Very common in the northeast USA, and USA in general.

Steve is a sports sponge. He spends all his free time watching sports, watching ESPN, and drinking beer.

by ANGRYMOTHERFUCKER December 9, 2010

extreme sport

Masturbating without the doors locked when your whole family is home

Extreme sport ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ur mom double gay May 9, 2018

sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.

Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.

by John Dohh February 28, 2023

Nerd Sport

A game that game enthusiasts (mainly nerds/geeks) watch or play for entertainment.

DUDE! DID YOU SEE THE MATCH BETWEEN LiquidTLO AND aTnDarKFoRcE IN STARCRAFT II ON YOUTUBE!? IT WAS FREAKIN' AMAZING!

YEAH I SAW IT! ONE OF THE COMMENTS MENTIONED WHAT I WAS THINKING: "THIS IS A NERD SPORT!"

by Ophaq August 20, 2011

sport-chic

A attractive and Fashionable, casual sporty style trendy especially in dress or decor

He liked the fashion of very sport-chic interior design look!
My new watch is sport-chic in style.

by TinyToe March 28, 2017

sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007

sports equity

The value that sports brings to business. Sports drives dollar and awareness to brands.

Sports equity creates business opportunities for brand partnerships.

by Brett Andrew November 5, 2020