SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)

Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin

SPOOKY BLUMPKIN by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

Spooky Dookie 

The ritual of taking a shit near Halloween in a Spirit Halloween bathroom, this act is to ensure good candy

"hey man did you get any good candy?"

"yeah because I a Spooky Dookie."

Spooky Dookie by jiwdhuygald[ November 8, 2021

spooky lemon 

Usually your gay friend in the group that goes extra on Halloween. The gay lemon dud that is a little spooky.

Look at Joshua. He's a little spooky lemon this halloween

spooky lemon by Unanny November 23, 2021

spooky johnson 

Scary person

You not real you’re a spooky Johnson

spooky johnson by anonymous February 26, 2022

Spooky Dookie 

When your doin just fine and all of a sudden you feel a drop in your stomach and your first thought is “oh shit” literally.. your own body spooks you.

I ate tacos last night and had a spooky dookie, so glad the bathroom was near by!

Spooky Dookie by ItJustHitMe March 4, 2022

Spooky Moose 

While riding by on a skateboard, and a girl bends over in front of you, and you promptly take your finger, curl it and fast- like lighting- touch the area that's exposed. Aim for the taint. Then, skate away before they see you so they think it must be a ghost. Spooooky

I spooky moosed this chick today rolling down the street. I thought she hadn't seen me, but then I heard her yell "fuck you Ryan!!"

Spooky Moose by MOLLY WAP March 4, 2022

Spooky Dookie 

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

Spooky Dookie by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022