kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016

joke a smoint

A humorous way of saying "smoke a joint"

Paul: Want to pull up later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

spontaineously naked

A Dark punk/Immature punk band from good old warrington in the UK. Play such classic songs as 'Apple man' and 'My wife is gay'. The ultimate blend of hardcore punk mixed in with some silly childlike immaturity, like mixing brown sauce with ice cream, pure genuius!!!

Dude, did you see that band, the rocked my socks off, now my feet are cold, ROCK ON!!!

by Tim aka Mittons October 9, 2004

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005

spontagousarroge

One who delights in the act of assisting two bald eagles fly over the grand canyon, across the sky to mexico, before creaming themselves all over the nearest citizen.

Peter went spontagousarroging at the weekend.

by Bearded Potato June 29, 2003

splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.

Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.

by Scott McG January 4, 2009