A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
by GreasedThndrPig June 12, 2023
Get the St. Louis Log Splitter mug.My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.
Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
by ginzberg March 5, 2004
Get the splattercan mug.Related Words
To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".
Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?
Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?
by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015
Get the Splatterday mug.by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016
Get the splatterdabs mug.by Ccastle April 3, 2017
Get the splatter monkey mug.A shit that feels constipated but with enough pressure ends up being an explosion that can get pretty messy.
Friend: you don't look so good?
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it
Me: yeah ngl just been the loo didn't end well
Friend: slattershit?
Me: you got it
by chigtourvine May 24, 2017
Get the slattershit mug.by K.Moon April 22, 2018
Get the splatter batter mug.