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by Whats gudddd January 9, 2021

splint

The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.

"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."

"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."

by James P. Masterson January 6, 2009

Sling Blade

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.

"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."

by Big Joe October 31, 2003

splinnit

'splendid innit' (see definition of innit)

an evolution of the word innit developed in the Swale/Medway region of Kent (south-east England)

"Weatherspoons has just dropped the price of Fosters"
"splinnit"

please note: Unlike the word 'innit', 'splinnit' cannot be followed up by itself, it must instead be followed by 'innit'
e.g.
"Have you seen my new sound system? Splinnit"
"Innit"

by Chza January 5, 2006

Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.

I've heard that girl is such a shlinger

by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016

Splindigestion

Indigestion, diarrhea, bowel cramps, or a number of internal maladies caused by the ingestion of the sugar substitute Splinda.

The splindigestion I got from those cal-free cupcakes gave me two hours of diarromit.

by crbenlon-- Shortpunt Slapnuts October 13, 2010