plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans December 13, 2015

Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.

The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.

by jaydeflix September 22, 2016

passionate speaking

When someone is very passionate and enthusiastic about the point they are trying to put across. Often putting their hands on your shoulders and shaking the life out of you as they speak. They (without noticing) use A LOT of aggressive hand gestures, but then notice they are doing it as you start to imitate their movements. This "passionate speaking" may include a certain amount of sarcasm and can be found quite humorous by those who understand it. True naturals at "passionate speaking" can even convey their gestures and feelings quite miraculously through text. Ones may even say it's as if they can feel the glare from the person through their text. For highest quality of smiles and laughter it's best witnessed in person.

Olivia - "🗯️"
Malorie - "I like to call it passionate speaking"

by [e-mail] July 26, 2020

Sneak Snaking

Sneak Snaking: action of someone who tries to trick another person out of money or property.

The man at the car dealer was "sneak snaking" around with the contract and the price of the car.

by Jesse Decor April 10, 2021

Ass Shaking Music

An excuse used by kpoppies when a song's lyrics make no sense, have no deeper meaning, or have been replaced with onomatopoeias.

"I don't care if it's a bad song! It's ass shaking music!"

by Not-that-mad January 13, 2022

snaking

to perform an action which is considered to be sneaky and sly, similar to that of a serpant.

Davis: "Arghh i've just come back from Lucy's house"

Shelven: "Oh Davis, what did you get up to?"

Davis: "Arghh we made passionate love"

"Shelven: Ohh you've been snaking Davis!
You slippery slimey Serpant"

by King Of Treatsss January 12, 2010