This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

Chocolate blueberry smoothie by Anita Creampie October 10, 2008

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Banana Smoothie

A male Brazilian wax.

Michael and Christopher met at the salon. "What are you two boys in for today?" "Mmmm...he's having a Banana Smoothie...I just need a little manscaping."

Banana Smoothie by AngelaSingerChick May 20, 2010

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Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

Smooth Crotch by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

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smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

smoothing it by blacklung4 June 10, 2011

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