Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.

Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*

by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.

Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp

by NotInvolved February 16, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy

Connor is such a simp

by Fishpog April 2, 2020

Simp

Logan Montgomery

Dude, Logan Montgomery is such a fucking simp

by YoureKindaSus March 11, 2020

Simp

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021