Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

Tom Simons

Tom Simons (tommyinnit) is a youtuber, twitch streamer, he usually plays in the DreamSmp!

“Have u seen Tom’s new vlog?”
“Who’s again?”
“Tom Simons?”
“Oh yeah! Was it the trampoline vlog?”
“Yeah! They fell alot!”

by Krista.karolina.kalnina July 24, 2021

Simon-Luc

Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.

Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon

by mariaa911 May 26, 2010

simon drugs

help me im dying
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cry of fear has some sweet simon drugs

by plushmon May 31, 2018

Simon Belfer

Simon Belfer is a very successful businessman, he specialises in financial jobs, usually in high up position. He lives with his family in Edinburgh, wife and three kids.

Simon Belfer, what a wonderful man

by simonbelferlover October 6, 2022

Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.

Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

---------------------------------------------------

*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.

by chomski January 5, 2012

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010