A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.
Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.
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Me: You're silly<3
Me: You're silly<3
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Any person bearing a brand of clothing such as "Affliction" "Ed Hardy" or "True Religion" accompanied by a pair of gator boots. Such persons reside in places such as night clubs where people compete in how much money one makes or pretends to have. Majority of Silky Boners reside in Scottsdale, AZ.
"OMG! I just saw a silky boner in the parking lot, he was waring Chanel glasses, a v neck Affliction shirt and had the gator boots with the flat toes. What a tool!!"
by Antisilkyboner.com November 21, 2009
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tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")
tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")
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Get the Silly goose mug.Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007
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