Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

gingerphylaxis shock

What happens when you get too close to a ginger/redhead. The extra chemicals that make their hair red in large quantities can irritate people and almost kill them. A mutation in the MC1R gene which is the gene that causes red hair/ginger hair is the culprit. The allergy to gingers can cause anaphylactic shock and death without an epipen.

After Lana went to the Ed Sheeran concert, she died of gingerphylaxis shock afterwards when she got a whiff of his hair.

by Calleigh2009 May 6, 2023

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022

shock site

a site that is NSFL meaning to shock someone and also displays gorey content (eg: kekma.ga, goatse.cx, the huzlers, etc)

person 1: wanna go to a cool website?

person 2: yes!

person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)

person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS

by Ciwi k-Chan March 7, 2023

notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014

Shock’s Trains

a shitty model railroad youtuber that doesn’t even have 50 subs

person 1: did you see the new shock’s trains video?
person 2: ew no. isn’t that like cringe?

by pornhublive69 February 14, 2021