Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths

"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"

by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021

shitlag

when your shit lags out and doesn't come out of your asshole

Ah man, I got shitlag again.

by litchen September 28, 2021

Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc

He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag

by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022

Shitfaced

Someone who is very drunk.

Person 1: "Bro, look at jack, he is so shitfaced right now."
Person 2: "I know, right?"

by A_Gay_Panda February 7, 2022

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

Shitfartographologist

An enjoyer of the finer arts and humors of life.

Person A: 'God you are so unfunny Person B'
Person B: 'haha crap poo piss weewee doodoo fart crap shart lmao lmao lolol 69 amiright my fellow gamers omegaLUL woogaloodeedoo'
Person A: 'What a shitfartographologist...'

by pend5everyday May 11, 2022

Shitfart

when the when, is very real (Skull emoji x4)

Hey, Morgan how are you doing, i heard you got inna a car crash?
it was pretty, bad like "shitballs and shitfarts" yk bro.

by shitfarter July 17, 2022