Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.

I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.

by Brent March 31, 2005

shitbrick

when your so full of shit you look like nicole b

nicole's a fuckin shitbrick

by limpdick October 19, 2008

shitbrick

A brick that is made from shit

An action apparantly done when scared

Finster

i coulnd't find any clay so i used my own shit to make bricks

I was shitting bricks when i visted the clinic

by baz August 9, 2004

Shitbars

A made up term that a stupid faggot made up on the fly to insult a white guy because he's racist.

02:28 blink Index can go fucking suck on shitbars
02:28 blink stupid faggot

by Judas Priestly October 19, 2009

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

Shitarette

The act of lighting and inhaling the goodness of tobacco whilst taking an early morning shit.

I just had the best "Shitarette" bro, the sickest start to a day you can have..

by Shit Guru Cav March 6, 2010

Shitbag

Used in the UK to describe someone who is scared of everything. Similar to the common UK phrase "shitting oneself"

I wouldn't bother inviting John to Alton Towers, he's a massive shitbag and won't go on any of the rides.

by QueenBetty November 2, 2012