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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012
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Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".
I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.
by wwex June 9, 2014
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Sharing the Sheep

"Sharing the sheep" is when one or more people are being super serious or stern about something, and two or more people keep looking at each other and trying not to laugh at them.
"Man, did you see how angry John was with us?"

"Yeah, we did well to keep Sharing the Sheep."
by JJamie March 1, 2014
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oj sheep

When you jerk off a sheep while drinking orange juice.
person 1: Wanna go oj sheep?
person 2: Heck yeah
by sexbot83638 December 11, 2017
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Beep-Sheep

An age old game invented whilst driving in convoy in Wales by Ashley Adams, Kris Farrell and Mark Tompson of Royal Leamington Spa.

The aim of the game is to scare as many sheep as possible by using the horn of your vehicle. Beeps longer than 5 seconds are not a loud.
That game of beep-sheep was intense, the cows even started running.
by Wherestay April 13, 2017
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oh sheep

the greatest mini-movie in the world. Normally has to do with dying sheep
Bob: "Have u seen Oh Sheep."

Joe: "yes, it's amazing"
by ugtv12341234 March 21, 2019
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