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Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
Anto is such a session panda. I love him.
by OiGD October 17, 2008
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Crank Session

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours
We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session
by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022
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tap session

When a guy(or girl) fucks a girl (or guy) as hard and/or as fast as possible until she taps out (he wins) or he nuts (she wins)

A tap session can also consist of purposely doing things you knows will make your partner tap out, such as oral sex, sticking a finger in their ass or switching positions.
“If we have a tap session not only am I gonna win but you gonna cum at least 10 times.”

“Nah if we have a tap session you gonna nut way before im ready to tap.”
by LavenderCyan September 27, 2020
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Poster Session

When a group of academics peer pressures each another into pouring a few litres of beer into a tube designed for holding a conference poster, and passing it between them to chug from as if passing a joint.

Originated at RSS2019 in Schlappen, Freiburg.
Academic 1 to academic 2: “Hey, drink from this poster tube!”

Crowd of academics: “poster session! Poster session!”
by melonelemone June 25, 2019
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Makeover session

To fuck; have sex or so short timed quickies with one significant other. Etc.
John’s makeover session with Layla was great !
by Simspons101 September 1, 2022
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derb session

Tiff owes mickdawg a derb session
by Mickdawg3oh9 March 20, 2023
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