The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
by Immortal Synn March 12, 2008
Get the Senator's Wife Syndrome mug.Taking a detour to the restroom after a particularly wet fart to check your underwear to verify you didn't shart.
Brad did a sanity check on his grundies when he ripped a biggie earlier from eating Wendy's chili for lunch.
by Failhorn May 20, 2019
Get the sanity check mug.1. (n) Time away from work or job to collect ones thoughts.
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots
2. (v) To stop work for a second, to get shitfaced by downing some shots
1) All this hard work, I need to take a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.
2) All these dumb bitches at work, I need a Sanity Break.
by DeeTwo December 8, 2012
Get the Sanity Break mug.1. Rich guy who tries using his power to convince and/or force women into sex.
2. Person in power that mistreats women, the pays them to shut up.
3. Man who gets his mistress pregnant and then forces them to get abortion.
2. Person in power that mistreats women, the pays them to shut up.
3. Man who gets his mistress pregnant and then forces them to get abortion.
Husband: Hey honey, how was your day at work?
Wife: My boss is a senator and he’s me to planned parenthood.
Wife: My boss is a senator and he’s me to planned parenthood.
by TruthBadger May 11, 2018
Get the Senator mug.A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.
Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.
by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004
Get the Senator mug.Ottawa Senators are a team in the National Hockey League. Whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
by TheSock58 October 7, 2009
Get the Ottawa Senator mug.Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.
Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.
Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?
Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?
Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.
by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010
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