selfie righteous

Acting superior to those who take selfies.

You may not like taking pictures of yourself, but don't get all selfie righteous towards those who do.

by slothie July 12, 2014

Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes

" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."

by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016

Selfie Bomb

Selfie Bomb. (noun) A selfie taken on someone else's phone without the knowledge of the phone's owner.

My colleague left a selfie bomb of himself on my iPhone.

My son is infatuated with my iPad and leaves selfie bombs all the time.

by Changolicious January 15, 2014

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

selfie sticked

When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"

I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.

by ianthegreat June 7, 2015

selfie stick

An extendable stick you can put your phone on so you can take a selfie from farther away

Let me use my selfie stick to make sure we're all in this picture!

by thatgirllauren September 11, 2014

selfie-bombing

When a drunk person in a bar asks you to take a photo of them, using there phone, and you instead take a selfie. You must take the selfie, and then a photo of the person or group, because they will look when you return their phone. That way, they will see the photo they want, and move on. Then, however long it teas them to realize it, one day they will say: "who the fuck is that?....."

"That guy wanted me to take his pic with those two girls, but I selfie-bombed him instead. I've become a selfie-bombing connoisseur."

by CodyParanoid June 8, 2014