self-control

something i don't have

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."

by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018

Self-Bilal'd

When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.

So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?

by Glimmer October 21, 2020

self esteemie

In place of a "selfie". A "self esteemie"is what a selfie exposes, a picture that is cry for help and self esteem that the person is lacking. The act of taking a picture to have people fawn over you and make up for the void in your life of confidence and self awareness.

Man, that girl just posted her fourth self esteemie on Instagram today. Shes wilding and needs some help.

What is up with this dude posting self esteemies of himself in his bathroom?!

by Big Daddy Dool December 20, 2013

Self Shooter

A female, usually a teenager, who takes photos of themselves usually to put online.

Maria, as a self proclaimed self shooter had a sizeable collection of photos of herself on her blog.

by Omnius Prime December 3, 2011

Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

by row man April 21, 2022

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010