by viking-ette November 14, 2022

by Keepingupwiththequinns August 29, 2018

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
by Angie did it December 11, 2018

by TheDefinitionFox October 2, 2018

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021
